WiFi Cake by Pluto Craft Cannabis

Are you WiFi? Because I have a feeling there’s a connection between you and this strain! Yet another AAAA+ quality creation by British Columbian professional breeders at Pluto Craft Cannabis, the WiFi Cake is a sativa dominant hybrid that was originally bred by the Jungle Boys. It is insanely potent, with THC levels reaching as high as 30%! Made by crossing two already popular strains, Wedding Cake (also known as Pink Cookies) and White Fire OG (or WiFi OG for short), WiFi Cake offers a delectable blend of sweet though pungent flavours in addition to a fact acting and enjoyable cerebral high–you’ll be wanting to stay connected!

Effects

The high with WiFi Cake is almost immediate, so you might want to be careful with how much you’re consuming when using this strain. It starts off as a bursting cerebral uplift that will have you feeling focused, alert and all kinds of happy! These sharpened senses and strong uplift can help relieve symptoms of fatigue, depression, stress, anxiety and ADD/ADHD. It is a great social strain to share amongst friends or for when you’re in group settings as well, so say goodbye to social anxiety! In addition to its euphoric properties, WiFi Cake also offers bodily relaxation that can help ease aches and pains, whether chronic or short-lived! Best suited for daytime usage due to its energizing effects, the strain will relax you without having you feeling tired or drowsy, so it’s ideal to use for when you have tasks or creative projects as well without getting in your way.

THC Content

The WiFi Cake by Pluto Craft Cannabis is 70% sativa to 30% indica. Its THC levels average around 26%, but have been tested to reach as high as 30%, a potency intimidating for even the most seasoned of cannabis users! In comparison, its parent, White Fire OG is an indica dominant hybrid with a ratio of 60% indica to 40% sativa with THC levels averaging at 25% potency. Its other parent, Wedding Cake, sometimes referred to as Pink Cookies or Birthday Cake, is an indica dominant hybrid with a ratio of 60% to 40%, and also averages at 25% THC potency. The latter parent is actually a descendent of the famed Girl Scout Cookies (GSC), and passes on the notable genetics of vanilla cookie flavours onto WiFi Cake!

Appearance & Aroma

The nugs of WiFi Cake are a blend of light and dark green speckles, with big piecey chunks and a cone tip, making them look acorn-like in shape. Its pistils range from yellow gold to amber orange, and are long and wiry. They are finished off with a thick coating of crystal trichomes, and are quite resinous! In terms of aromas, it is quite rich with diesel and pungent skunk notes, a trait taken from its White Fire OG lineage, though there are also strong tones of vanilla creaminess that is reminiscent of cookies! Undertones include sourness and earthiness as well as a dash of spice that can be compared to black pepper! Upon exhale, users will taste the same blend of aromas and its sweetness is exceptionally noticeable and well balanced by the harsher diesel and spice notes!